like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!”
nobody fuckin does that. nobody
it’s more along the lines of
do you want an abortion or do you want to die
do you want an abortion or do you want to watch your baby die after a week
do you want an abortion or do you want your life to fall apart around you because of a child you are either unable or unfit to support
do you want to give up a fetus or a living, breathing baby
dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it
that post was definitely worth reading
UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
Penranduil & Penrond.
I just made the most incomprehensible happy noises.
Penadan, Penrohir, and Penwen…and Pengolas.
Oh my goodness!
what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake
love is a weird thing like
you just pick a human and you’re like yes i like this one i’ll let this one ruin my life forever
Perfect use of supernatural picture.
Kermit talks about working with Tina
i have chosen to live in a world where will never called jack and he and chilton became bitter hannibal-hating roommates
Who is this John Green guy? Will I be sad if I read his books? I am not particularly in the mood for sad romantic books (which is weirdly the impression I get from him BUT I COULD BE TOTALLY WRONG)
No you won’t be sad! You’ll like them! They don’t even have sad parts! People who tell you they have sad and/or romantic parts are LYING.
No Romance, No Sadness. That’s my MOTTO.
John Green, everybody.
The “I can’t even comment cause I can’t touch this" line is
"You love hair bows"
"I LOVE HAIR BOWS"
if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying
robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts
androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)
cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts