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sucysucyfivedolla:

like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!” 

nobody fuckin does that. nobody

it’s more along the lines of

do you want an abortion or do you want to die

do you want an abortion or do you want to watch your baby die after a week

do you want an abortion or do you want your life to fall apart around you because of a child you are either unable or unfit to support

do you want to give up a fetus or a living, breathing baby


fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE


oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud


amber-and-ice:

dewognatos:

siwillli:

Penranduil & Penrond.

I just made the most incomprehensible happy noises.

Penadan, Penrohir, and Penwen…and Pengolas.

Oh my goodness!


despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake


mrsholmes224:

rockchester:

fishgingers:

love is a weird thing like

you just pick a human and you’re like yes i like this one i’ll let this one ruin my life forever

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Perfect use of supernatural picture.


Kermit talks about working with Tina 



jaimiedrawsthings:

i have chosen to live in a world where will never called jack and he and chilton became bitter hannibal-hating roommates 

jaimiedrawsthings:

i have chosen to live in a world where will never called jack and he and chilton became bitter hannibal-hating roommates 



aprilarcher:

joey-richters-jaw:

fishingboatproceeds:

meacolumba:

Who is this John Green guy? Will I be sad if I read his books? I am not particularly in the mood for sad romantic books (which is weirdly the impression I get from him BUT I COULD BE TOTALLY WRONG)

No you won’t be sad! You’ll like them! They don’t even have sad parts! People who tell you they have sad and/or romantic parts are LYING. 

No Romance, No Sadness. That’s my MOTTO.

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John Green, everybody.


thekrazygamer:

zottfonts:

abananapepper:

The “I can’t even comment cause I can’t touch this" line is

Fucking.

GOLD.

"You love hair bows"
"I LOVE HAIR BOWS"


bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

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ROBOTS AND CYBORGS ARE NOT THE SAME THING

whatthefuckmoriarty:

kkaito:

robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts

androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)

cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts

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Robot

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Android

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Cyborg